10 HOT reasons we don't feel sorry for Dustin Johnson

Cape Town - American golfer Dustin Johnson has taken a "voluntary" leave of absence from the PGA Tour.

PGA Tour officials went to great lengths to refute suggestions Johnson had in fact been banned after testing positive for the use of cocaine, insisting the big-hitting 30-year-old was not suspended, but instead taking a "holiday" of his own accord to sort out his personal life.

So, no FedEx Cup playoffs nor Ryder Cup this year for the eight-time PGA Tour winner.

But we DON'T feel sorry for the world No 17 at all here at Sport24 HQ.

Look who he gets to come home to!

The time Paulina baked Dustin a cake for his birthday...
The time she posed on the front seat of her car. Wearing, um, that...
When she went for a walk with her dog/found a stray dog...
The time she emerged from the depths of her splash pool holding a cocktail...
The time she showed up at the golf course dressed to kill...
The time she went suntanning - and the cameraman followed...
When MAXIM came calling...
Pre-dinner pose in this little black number...
Another suntanning/swimming pool/bikini pose...
Yes Miss Officer, anything you say Miss Officer...