Here is your advanced warning to plan your weddings, office parties, braais, high-school reunions and sweet 16's accordingly.
Too often a good man or women has been undone by a poorly planned event. Almost every football fan has come unstuck having to attend a function when Arsenal host Spurs, a birthday party during the Manchester Derby? Now here is your advanced warning so that you don't miss out on a single moment of the action.
1. Opening Day: August 16
2. North London Derby
The first in the English Premiership in 2014/15 will be at the Emirates on September 27 - Arsenal v Spurs.
3. December 13
This is the day Louis van Gaal gets his first taste of the United Liverpool derby. RVP and LVG switch Orange for Red and United fans will be hoping that fortunes switch from dismal to dazzling.
4. Boxing Day - December 26
Arsenal v Queens Park Rangers
Burnley v Liverpool
Chelsea v West Ham United
Crystal Palace v Southampton
Everton v Stoke City
Leicester City v Tottenham Hotspur
Manchester United v Newcastle United
Sunderland v Hull City
Swansea City v Aston Villa
West Bromwich Albion v Manchester City
5. Home comforts for promoted trio
All three of this season's new English Premiership clubs begin 2014/15 at home:
BURNLEY v Chelsea
LEICESTER v Everton
QPR v Hull City
6. Liverpool's run in!
Could these 5 fixtures decide the new season?
West Brom v Liverpool, at the Hawthorns
Liverpool v QPR, at Anfield
Chelsea v Liverpool, at Stamford Bridge
Liverpool v Crystal Palace, at Anfield
Stoke v Liverpool, at the Britannia
7. The Red Devils v the top 4
David Moyes' men failed terribly against the big boys last season. Can LVG restore the pride?
October 25, 2013 - Chelsea (H)
November 1, 2013 - Manchester City (A)
November 22, 2013 - Arsenal (A)
December 13, 2013 - Liverpool (H)
March 21, 2014 - Liverpool (A)
April 11, 2014 - Manchester City (H)
April 18, 2014 - Chelsea (A)
May 16, 2014 - Arsenal (H)
8. Reigning champs v Pretenders for the crown
9. Every. Single. Match.
We love the English Premiership and Sport24 will bring you all the news and views from what promises to be a stellar season.
Click here to see every side's full fixture list.