Share

The best quips - and put-downs - of Nigel Owens

London -  They've racked up thousands of views on YouTube. They're emblazoned on the front of T-shirts. They've put some of the world's burliest sportsmen in their place.

The put-downs and quips delivered by Welsh referee Nigel Owens have become a thing of legend in rugby, and more could arrive on Saturday when he takes charge of the Rugby World Cup final between New Zealand and Australia.

The 44-year-old Owens is famous for being one of the few openly gay men in sports, but less well-known is his past in stand-up comedy and acting on stage as a youngster. He is in demand as a speaker on the after-dinner or social-club circuit.

It means his jokes are sharp, his retorts are quick - and all are broadcast to the world because rugby makes referees wear television microphones during games.

Here is a selection of his best one-liners on the rugby field:

To Harlequins lock George Robson and Wasps lock Bradley Davies, as they grappled after play had been stopped during an English Premiership league game:

"It's embarrassing, Will you leave it. If you want a cwtch (a Welsh word for 'cuddle'), do it off the field."

To Harlequins hooker Dave Ward, who delivered a crooked lineout throw against Castres during a European Cup game:

"I'm straighter than that one."

To Treviso scrumhalf Tobias Botes in a Pro 12 game against Munster:

"I don't think we've met before. I'm the referee on this field. Stick to your job and I will do mine. If I hear you shouting anything again, I will be penalizing you. This is not soccer. Back you go."

To England captain Chris Robshaw, who was attempting to convince Owens to award a penalty during a Six Nations game against France:

"Christopher! Thank you."

To Scotland fullback Stuart Hogg, who dived theatrically after being lightly touched during a Rugby World Cup game against South Africa at St. James' Park, the home of soccer club Newcastle United:

"Dive like that again, and come back in two weeks and play. Not today. Watch it."

To the packs of Welsh team Scarlets and Irish province Leinster, after some scuffles during a Pro 12 game. Owens said he was not going to make a big deal of the issue, then called all 30 players in to gather round him and listen to his warning.

"It ends there. You're adults. You'll be treated like it as long as you behave like it."

We live in a world where facts and fiction get blurred
Who we choose to trust can have a profound impact on our lives. Join thousands of devoted South Africans who look to News24 to bring them news they can trust every day. As we celebrate 25 years, become a News24 subscriber as we strive to keep you informed, inspired and empowered.
Join News24 today
heading
description
username
Show Comments ()
Voting Booth
How much would you be prepared to pay for a ticket to watch the Springboks play against the All Blacks at Ellis Park or Cape Town Stadium this year?
Please select an option Oops! Something went wrong, please try again later.
Results
R0 - R200
33% - 1818 votes
R200 - R500
32% - 1778 votes
R500 - R800
19% - 1084 votes
R800 - R1500
8% - 461 votes
R1500 - R2500
3% - 187 votes
I'd pay anything! It's the Boks v All Blacks!
5% - 254 votes
Vote
Editorial feedback and complaints

Contact the public editor with feedback for our journalists, complaints, queries or suggestions about articles on News24.

LEARN MORE