Sports joke of the week

2012-09-05 13:30
Peter de Villiers (Gallo Images)
Five surgeons are discussing who  were the best patients to operate on. 

The first surgeon says, 'I like to see  Accountants on my operating table because when  you open them up, everything inside is  numbered.'

The second responds, 'Yeah,  but you should try Electricians! Everything  inside them is colour-coded.'

The third  surgeon says, 'No, I really think Librarians are  the best; everything inside them is in  alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon  chimes in, 'You know I like Construction  Workers. Those guys always understand when you  have a few parts left over at the end, and when  the job takes longer than you said it would.' 

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up  when he observed, 'You're all wrong.
Coaches  are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts,  no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and  there are only two moving parts - the mouth and  the arsehole - and they are  interchangeable'


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