Birds do it, bees do it, hell, even
educated fleas do it ... let’s pick a World Cup squad!
An old soak suggested to me when I first
started this writing lark, that the best columnists are those that take a look
at what’s being bandied about in mainstream media, and then write about
something completely different. It’s a piece of advice I have taken to heart,
but not today!
It’s the day before Heyneke Meyer announces
his Springbok squad for the 2015 World Cup. Something that happens once every
four years. It’s hardly the time to be rabbiting on about how referees are now
policing players entering mauls ahead of the ball carrier, or how horrible the
Eddie Jones appointment is for what new kid on the block John Dobson is trying
to achieve in Cape Town.
Nope, I am going to bloody well jump on the
bandwagon and select the 31 man squad I would be sending to the UK in a few weeks’
Fullback: Willie le Roux, Zane Kirchner
Wing: Bryan Habana, Lwazi Mvovo, JP
Centre: Damian De Allende, Jean de
Villiers, Jan Serfontein, Jesse Kriel
Flyhalf: Handré Pollard, Pat Lambie
Scrumhalf: Fourie du Preez, Ruan Pienaar,
8th man: Duane Vermeulen, Schalk Burger
Flank: Willem Alberts, Francois Louw, Siya
Kolisi, Oupa Mohoje, Heinrich Brussow
Lock: Eben Etzebeth, Victor Matfield,
Pieter-Steph du Toit
Tighthead: Jannie du Plessis, Vincent Koch,
Hooker: Bismarck du Plessis, Adriaan
Loosehead: Tendai Mtawarira, Trevor Nyakane
With 14 backs and only 17 forwards, it’s
not exactly mainstream, and it most certainly borrows from the Michael Cheika school
of selection in the two hooker department. But given the miniscule part the
third hooker has played in the Bok set up, and that a replacement is only 12
hours away (if we play by the book, if not, he may actually be “on holiday” 12
minutes away), I think this is a risk worth taking.
The same could be said at scrumhalf, but
given that we have all forgotten what Fourie du Preez looks like, his is a
risky selection that needs some back up. Another risk worth taking given the
difference he makes to the side when on song, even after long periods out the
Players unlucky not to make the side would
be Lood de Jager (Both Alberts and Mohoje could play lock in an emergency,
while Du Toit can play both lock and flank), Cornal Hendricks (Kirchner and De
Allende can play wing), Frans Steyn (to my mind it’s him or De Villiers, with
the latter winning hands down, also a risk re squad harmony), Marcell Coetzee
(could easily be selected ahead of Kolisi, but under a bit of an injury cloud),
and Schalk Brits (who loses out to the 2 hooker strategy).
Players a little lucky to make the squad
include Kirchner (Frans Steyn’s big presence and boot were sorely tempting),
Reinach (the bolter could well have been Francois Hougaard), and Mohoje (De
Jager as a 4th lock would have seen him drop out the squad).
Koch and Nyakane would need to spend some
time throwing balls at Matfield’s lollipop because you have to have a nominated
player who can play hooker in case one of Du Plessis or Strauss get injured in
a warm up. Koch gets the nod as the 5th prop because he can also
play loosehead (something he did for the Pumas as recently as last year).
Righto, over to you Heyneke. Bring on 18:00
Tank is a former Western Province tighthead prop who now heads up Tankman Media, and sprouts forth on all things rugby on the Front Row Grunt.Disclaimer:
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