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Nothing left to say in this one!
24' 26' Kroos
69' 79' Schuerrle
Final score: Germany 7-1 Brazil
Germany will face either Netherlands or Argentina in Sunday's final.
Time is up.
But the match was over a long time ago. A long time ago.
Boo's is all that the Brazilian players will receive from the crowd.
7th heaven for #GER! 7 deadly sins for #BRA! https://t.co/wj3DXBTaws #WorldCup #BRAvsGER— Efõ Shepherd Pïdho ? (@Pidho1) July 8, 2014
7th heaven for #GER! 7 deadly sins for #BRA! https://t.co/wj3DXBTaws #WorldCup #BRAvsGER
No one really cheers.
Strange scenes here!
Oscar scores for Brazil.
88' Oscar misses from a really tight angle.
Beat Neuer but that's because he kicked it away from the goals.
85' I seriously fear for the safety of this Brazil squad.
This is the biggest hammering in footballing history given the context.
Impossible to pick a Man of the Match.
Andre Schurrle since coming on: 2 shots, 2 goals, 91% pass accuracy. Utterly ruthless. #GER pic.twitter.com/3bROgPmjqE— Squawka Football (@Squawka) July 8, 2014
Andre Schurrle since coming on: 2 shots, 2 goals, 91% pass accuracy. Utterly ruthless. #GER pic.twitter.com/3bROgPmjqE
#NeymarWhileYouWereAway Brazil got a new flag pic.twitter.com/ucXV9GWIWb— #HaskellBC (@RonaldOuma) July 8, 2014
#NeymarWhileYouWereAway Brazil got a new flag pic.twitter.com/ucXV9GWIWb
Goal! #BRA 0-7 (Seven) #GER (Schurrle 79) http://t.co/TiQO1Bfobn pic.twitter.com/ikaL6VRJc5— Guardian sport (@guardian_sport) July 8, 2014
Goal! #BRA 0-7 (Seven) #GER (Schurrle 79) http://t.co/TiQO1Bfobn pic.twitter.com/ikaL6VRJc5
Brazil just need 8 goals in 10 minutes to win this game... pic.twitter.com/a27h5H55rX— Not Match of the Day (@NOT_MOTD) July 8, 2014
Brazil just need 8 goals in 10 minutes to win this game... pic.twitter.com/a27h5H55rX
It's ridiculous.— Neal Collins (@nealcol) July 8, 2014
These Germans need to stop scoring now. For their own safety. #7Up— Sportbilly (@sportbillysays) July 8, 2014
These Germans need to stop scoring now. For their own safety. #7Up
80' Ten minutes to go.
This is the first time any team has scored seven goals in a semi-final.
This is also the first time any team has conceded seven goals in a semi-final.
Nice one Germany.
Andre Schurrle lashes in his second from a tight angle.
Brazil have been demolished!
76' Nasty scenes now. Lots of finger pointing and accusations!
Thomas Muller acting like a baby.
David Luiz did nothing wrong.
Brazil now just playing for the bonus point if they lose by 7 or less.— Graeme Joffe (@Joffersmyboy) July 8, 2014
Brazil now just playing for the bonus point if they lose by 7 or less.
#Ger vs #Bra pic.twitter.com/mIKbVUFNvr— José Riaño. (@JV_RB) July 8, 2014
#Ger vs #Bra pic.twitter.com/mIKbVUFNvr
72' Less than 20 minutes to go.
Have you ever witnessed such a hiding?
I'm excluding Arsenal fans obviously.
VINE: Schürrle gets the German's sixth... #BRA #GER http://t.co/3a5MF0Ysvp— 2014 World Cup (@2014WC_Brazil) July 8, 2014
VINE: Schürrle gets the German's sixth... #BRA #GER http://t.co/3a5MF0Ysvp
Ronaldinho, Robinho, Pato, Coutinho, Kaka, Lucas Moura.
But they chose Fred.
Nice going Scolari!
Schurrle taps home.
The crowd boos as Fred departs.
This is a right mess!
68' Slice of cheese for Dante.
Hacked down Kross and the ref gives him a slice!
Cesar with a great interception as Schweinsteiger was set clear on goal!
Almost a sixth!
65' Not much to write about in this second half.
Fred being treated very harshly by his home crowd. Harsh but fair.
Just left Copacabana after people nearly got bundled over in a stampede. Riot police filing in, so I and hundreds of others took the hint.— Musa Okwonga (@Okwonga) July 8, 2014
Just left Copacabana after people nearly got bundled over in a stampede. Riot police filing in, so I and hundreds of others took the hint.
We've ruled out a summer bid for Maicon. We'll stick with Nicky Hunt thanks very much...— Accrington Stanley (@ASFCofficial) July 8, 2014
We've ruled out a summer bid for Maicon. We'll stick with Nicky Hunt thanks very much...
The riots have started in Sao Paulo. #BRA pic.twitter.com/igGLFdlvLz— 2014 World Cup (@2014WC_Brazil) July 8, 2014
The riots have started in Sao Paulo. #BRA pic.twitter.com/igGLFdlvLz
61' Germany furious as Maicon goes down inside the box.
They call him everything from diver to Robben.
HEAT MAP: David Luiz is playing centre-half, apparently. #BRA pic.twitter.com/lY4Y8uOshB— Squawka Football (@Squawka) July 8, 2014
HEAT MAP: David Luiz is playing centre-half, apparently. #BRA pic.twitter.com/lY4Y8uOshB
60' Great save by Cesar.
Surprised he can make a save.
Muller's strike is tipped over the bar.
58' Another Neuer save.
This time from a Fred strike.
The Germans are playing at training pace.
Neymar coming out at half time like pic.twitter.com/08KI2ULO7u— (@FillWerrell) July 8, 2014
Neymar coming out at half time like pic.twitter.com/08KI2ULO7u
So the random drug testing at this years World Cup soccer has somehow bypassed #neuer #thewall— waylon murray (@waylonmurray) July 8, 2014
So the random drug testing at this years World Cup soccer has somehow bypassed #neuer #thewall
56' It's been all Brazil in this second half.
Neuer has made 4 saves in quick succession.
If this poor kid was like this at 4-0, then imagine what he did when the 5th went in!? #WorldCup #BRAvsGER https://t.co/XGo46jedYJ— Efõ Shepherd Pïdho ? (@Pidho1) July 8, 2014
If this poor kid was like this at 4-0, then imagine what he did when the 5th went in!? #WorldCup #BRAvsGER https://t.co/XGo46jedYJ
Painful viewing for #BRA fans. http://t.co/YN3Rxfxdc0 pic.twitter.com/AYqkzK2QeA— ITV Football (@itvfootball) July 8, 2014
Painful viewing for #BRA fans. http://t.co/YN3Rxfxdc0 pic.twitter.com/AYqkzK2QeA
Neuer makes a double save from point blank range!
Paulinho can't score when a goal was put on a plate for him.
51' Another Neuer save!
My word, their attack is as bad their defence.
Ramires fails to beat the German goalie!
50' Ramires can't find Oscar from 5 metres.
Neuer dives across to punch the ball away from danger.
Germany not handing out any freebies!
5 Germany goals in one vine. http://t.co/rfkjGX68xM— Football Vines (@Vine_Football) July 8, 2014
5 Germany goals in one vine. http://t.co/rfkjGX68xM
Not sure what's harder to believe; the scoreline or 50million for david luiz #WorldCup #BrazilvsGermany— Phil Tufnell (@philtufnell) July 8, 2014
Not sure what's harder to believe; the scoreline or 50million for david luiz #WorldCup #BrazilvsGermany
48' Only 42 minutes left for Brazil.
Fred trying to win the penalty by diving to the floor.
The ref feels sorry for Brazil but not that sorry.
Might not be the best night to spend in Brazil... Via @VejaS pic.twitter.com/prgz9DGEpU— Carly Weinberg-Adno (@CarlyW226) July 8, 2014
Might not be the best night to spend in Brazil... Via @VejaS pic.twitter.com/prgz9DGEpU
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FULL-TIME: BRAZIL 1-7 GERMANY
GOAL. Brazil 1-7 Germany, Oscar gets a goal back for Brazil as he beats Boateng in the box and slides the ball past the keeper
Oscar gets played into the box and goes for goal from a tight angle but cannot get the ball on target
Germany have completely bossed this game from the moment they took the lead. They must now be favourites to win the competition
Ramires makes space for himself and shoots from 20 yards but it is a comfortable save for Neuer
Schurrle cuts inside and goes for the box but Gustavo does well for Brazil to halt his progress
Marcelo flashes a shot wide for Brazil from the edge of the box
GOAL. Brazil 0-7 Germany, Schurrle runs onto the ball in the box and hits a half volley which flies into the top corner off the underside of the bar
Germany are still going on the attack. They think they can score more
Khedira is replaced by Draxler for Germany
Fred is replaced by Willian for Brazil
GOAL. Brazil 0-6 Germany, terrible marking from Brazil again as Schurrle is free in the six yard box to prod home a Lahm cross
Dante shown a yellow card
Cesar has to be quick to come out the box to stop Schurrle as Germany break clear yet again
Luiz finds Maicon with a lofted ball. The Brazil defender gets into the box and throws himself to the floor in an attempt to get a penalty. The referee tells him to get up
Muller curls a great strike towards the top corner and Cesar pulls off a fantastic stop to tip it over the bar
Fred shoots from outside the box but it is a tame effort that is easy to stop for Neuer
Klose is replaced by Schurrle for Germany
Neuer pulls off a fantastic double save. He keeps out Paulinho's well-hit shot and is then up quickly to deny the Brazil man a second time with the rebound
Ramires sets up Oscar in the Germany box but Neuer pulls off a fantastic stop to keep out Oscar's low attempt on goal
Neuer pushes away a low cross put into the box by Ramires after he was played into space by Bernard
Oscar and Fred go down in the box in quick succession looking for penalties but both go to ground too easily and the referee waves away the claims
Hulk and Fernandinho have been replaced by Ramires and Paulinho at half-time for Brazil. Hummels replaced by Mertesacker for Germany
Brazil kick off the second half
HALF-TIME: BRAZIL 0-5 GERMANY
There will be one minute of added time
Germany are comfortably dealing with everything Brazil throw at them, while are always looking dangerous on the counter attack
Brazil are seeing a bit more of the ball at the moment without really doing anything with it. Germany look supremely confident, and understandably so
Ozil hits a free kick for Germany from 25 yards but his shot sails over the crossbar
Germany are showing no signs of easing off. Brazil are shell-shocked - this game is over already
Kroos takes a shot that deflects off David Luiz and sails narrowly wide of the target
It has been an amazing last ten minutes and who would have predicted this scoreline after half an hour
GOAL. Brazil 0-5 Germany, Khedira scores Germany's fifth from close range after playing a one-two with Ozil in the Brazil penalty area
GOAL. Brazil 0-4 Germany, Kroos gets a second after he was set up by Khedira to tap the ball in from close range
GOAL. Brazil 0-3 Germany, Kroos blasts a good finish from the edge of the box that flies into the bottom corner
GOAL. Brazil 0-2 Germany, Klose scores from close range to double Germany's lead and become the all-time record World Cup goalscorer
Oscar controls the ball brilliantly and tries to play in a colleague but Germany look strong at the back and they clear with no fuss
Lahm puts in a perfect tackle to stop Marcelo in the box. The Germans are unhappy that Marcelo throws himself to the floor and calls for a penalty, which is rightly not given
Germany are well on top in this game at the moment and that early goal will have been the perfect start for them
GOAL. Brazil 0-1 Germany. A Germany corner is swung into the box and Muller is left unmarked to volley in past the keeper
Germany get forward and Ozil sets up Khedira to shoot in the box. His effort rebounds off Kroos and Brazil clear
Hulk is found by David Luiz's long ball. He cuts the ball back towards Bernard but Neuer is quick to come out and grab it in the centre
Brazil make a bright start to the game. Marcelo gets forward and sees his bouncing effort bobble wide of the target
Germany get the match underway
Germany starting line-up: Neuer, Lahm, Hummels, Boateng, Hoewedes, Khedira, Schweinsteiger, Kroos, Ozil, Klose, Muller
Brazil starting line-up: Julio Cesar, Maicon, David Luiz, Dante, Marcelo, Fernandinho, Gustavo, Bernard, Oscar, Hulk, Fred
Germany beat France in the quarter-finals and this is their fourth consecutive appearance in World Cup semi-finals. Tonight's winner will face either Holland or Argentina in the final
Brazil beat Colombia in the quarter-finals but it came at a cost as they lost Neymar through injury and Thiago Silva picked up a booking to be ruled out of tonight’s game
Welcome to live text coverage of Brazil versus Germany in the semi-final of the 2014 World Cup