Cape Town – It’s a theory that will go down like a lead balloon among many Australians, but for the Castle Rugby Championship to avoid another monotonous, predictable climax, a Springbok victory over the Wallabies seems vital in Perth on September 9.
For all their guts and herculean effort in Dunedin last weekend, it is a cold fact that Australia, last year’s runners-up to New Zealand – albeit by a considerable distance – are now nought from two in the 2017 version and already highly unlikely to find a way to tournament glory from here.
Argentina? Absolutely freakish things will need to happen competition-wide for them, similarly, to have any ongoing interest in claiming the title for the first time as they are also winless after the two clashes with South Africa – and unlike the Wallabies, the Pumas can’t even sport a single log point.
So we run the risk of the slightly depressing situation, not for the first time in the Championship’s six-year history as a four-team event, of the All Blacks (greedy champions for four of the five prior years) looking virtual dead-certs for the title even at the halfway stage of the roster.
Yet that phenomenon will mercifully be dodged in a week and a half’s time – assuming that the All Blacks have also beaten Argentina at New Plymouth a couple of hours earlier – if the Boks can see off the Wallabies at nib Stadium.
South Africa, under such circumstances, would then travel to New Zealand level-pegging with their hosts on three wins each and knowing that, even if they lose in the unusual location of Albany, the fate of the 2017 competition would remain notably undecided as they return to home shores for the two-game finish to their assignments against the Wallabies and All Blacks.
But if Allister Coetzee’s charges come a cropper for the first time in six Test matches this year against the Australians in Perth, then any hope – I know there are plenty of Bok supporters clinging to it – of a grandstand, tournament-deciding SA v NZ encounter at Newlands on October 7 will pretty much go up in smoke irritatingly early.
Who in their right minds would be staking their houses against New Zealand retention of the title from that point?
So it is probably fair to say that, as things stand, the Boks represent the lone hope of the All Blacks being pushed all the way in the Championship for a change, but with a victory in the Western Australian metropolis critical to that scenario.
They are a mature and motivated enough bunch this year, it seems, to be doing anything but taking Perth triumph for granted, and an additional reason for avoiding complacency obviously comes via the video of the resurgent Wallabies’ very late surrender (35-29) to the champions at Forsyth Barr Stadium.
Even so, a counter-suggestion to any hasty theory that Australia are “back” might come in the form of suggesting that Michael Hooper and company put so much bloody-minded effort into engineering a Dunedin upset that they have now really shot their bolt as title-aspirants for 2017 and a return to rank mediocrity is possible.
The Boks do, frankly, look better equipped than for some time to complete the task of winning in Australia for the first instance since 2013, when they earned a handsome 38-12 Brisbane result under Heyneke Meyer’s watch.
For the major reason that New Zealand have so dominated the Championship since its inception, the competition has struggled to match the gravitas of the Six Nations up north, where games are played over a single round every year and it is not uncommon for the title to be up for grabs on the final weekend (though England won with a round to spare in 2017).
Ironically on the one occasion where the southern-hemisphere event has been held on a single-round basis itself thus far, Australia briefly snapped the All Black dominance by winning it.
But that was in 2015, a World Cup year when experimentation and rotation of players was the general order of the day.
In its more customary, extended format, New Zealand have bossed the Championship to an extent that really isn’t helpful to its broad credibility and interest levels.
Last year, they won with an imperious 30 points, whilst second-placed Australia couldn’t manage half that tally (it was 13).
In 2014, we had the “closest” full-version tournament thus far, with the All Blacks earning 22 points and the next-best Springboks 19, but 2013 was again painfully one-sided (NZ 28, SA next on 19) and ditto maiden 2012 (NZ 26 points, Aus next on 12).
Yes, 2017 almost certainly requires the Boks to do the business in Perth, or irreversible gaps may open up all over again.
Yawn …
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