Melbourne - Tiger Woods and Steve Stricker, unbeatable two years ago in the Presidents Cup, didn't make a birdie, didn't win a hole and tied the record for the biggest loss in the history of the event.
Adam Scott and K.J. Choi were relentless at Royal Melbourne on Thursday, keeping the ball in play and making enough birdies as Woods and Stricker self-destructed.
The International side won, 7 and 6. They were the last of six foursomes matches in the opening session, yet the rout was so great that they were the second match to finish.
The only other match that went 12 holes since the Presidents Cup began in 1994 was when David Frost beat Kenny Perry by the same score in singles in 1996.
One of the six matches were close - Geoff Ogilvy and Masters champion Charl Schwartzel were all square with Bill Haas and Nick Watney on the 18th hole.
The Americans won three matches, none reaching the 17th green.
Woods and Steve Williams exchanged a firm, businesslike handshake on the opening hole and otherwise kept their distance.
That was about all the drama in what might be the final chapter of this bitter split between player and caddie.
Williams now works for Scott, and just like so many other team competitions, he had the best horse. Scott was crisp off the tee and into the firm greens.
He rolled in a 25-foot birdie putt to win the 11th hole that hit an approach into 8 feet as Choi made the birdie to close out the match.
It was the worst margin of defeat for Woods in any form of match play since he turned pro.
"Unfortunately, they got off to a quick start and we just couldn't keep up," Woods said.
"We kept falling to the wrong side of these slopes. The golf course is so difficult; it's hard to make up shots."
Scott and Choi never came seriously close to a bogey and were 4 under through 12 holes. Woods and Stricker were 3 over.
"It seemed like we were just a little bit off," Stricker said after his first competition since Sept. 25 at the Tour Championship.
"It seemed like I put him in the rough by a foot or so. If you're in the rough here, trying to hit to some of these greens is pretty difficult."
Scott called a "very pleasing victory," more to do with being home in Australia than anything to do with his caddie.
Williams first showed the animosity in the split when he said after Scott won the Bridgestone Invitational that it was the "best win of my life."
Then came that night in Shanghai two weeks ago at a caddies' award party, when Williams made a racial comment about Woods while getting roasted for that TV interview at the Bridgestone.
The handshake on the first tee was symbolic - it was strictly business out there.
Williams was on the second tee when Choi was hitting in alternate shot. Not long after Woods arrived to watch his partner, Williams walked up the fairway to join Scott about 40 yards away.
Scores on the first day of the USA v Internationals Presidents Cup match play golf tournament at Royal Melbourne on Thursday:
USA 4 Internationals 2
Bubba Watson/Webb Simpson (USA) bt Ernie Els/Ryo Ishikawa (RSA/JPN) 4 and 2
Adam Scott/K.J. Choi (AUS/KOR) bt Tiger Woods/Steve Stricker (USA) 7 and 6
Hunter Mahan/David Toms (USA) bt Kim Kyung-Tae/Y.E. Yang (KOR/KOR) 6 and 5
Phil Mickelson/Jim Furyk (USA) bt Retief Goosen/Robert Allenby (RSA/AUS) 4 and 3
Bill Haas/Nick Watney (USA) v Geoff Ogilvy/Charl Schwartzel (AUS/RSA) halved
Dustin Johnson/Matt Kuchar (USA) v Aaron Baddeley/Jason Day (AUS/AUS) halved